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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:48
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
share office space ...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the potential side effects of combining Clonazepam and Propranolol?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Then came..
Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...